All escalators everywhere have the rule that you need to stay to one side. This is so people can walk past you. Obvious. This morning, an adult woman caused everyone behind her to miss their train. Why? Because this bitch was spread out like the escalator was in her goddamn living room. You ever seen twenty people watch as their train rode away? That shit is depressing.
This is a list of other obnoxious things I’ve seen grown-ass people do on public transportation:
•I saw a 40+ year old man pick a scab for 8 minutes.
•I saw a man in business casual destroy the cushion on a seat by repeatedly puncturing it with a nail.
•I saw a man try to hit on the same woman multiple times. She was with her son and clearly not interested. She laughed in his face.