Teaching myself to knit
- I don’t have enough hands for this.
- Where did all these extra stitches come from?!
- I speak english…and I live on a continent…WHICH ONE DO I PICK?!
- Crochet is so much easier.
- Fuck. I made a mistake. If I just ignore it, I’m sure things will work out.
- Why are these needles so POINTY?
- Argh. Yarn: I shall rule you.