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Tue, 21 May 2013 19:29:19 -0400

I called Dr. Who a terrible and misogynist tv show in class last week. And I think this girl sabotaged my part of our group project to get revenge.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:06:22 -0400

But I wasn’t lying soooo…..

who-wore-it-better: Anne de Vries Timetable :: Josh...

Sun, 19 May 2013 08:33:32 -0400

who-wore-it-better:

Anne de Vries Timetable :: Josh Kline Creative Hands

ATTENTION: "Don't make a Supreme Court case out of it!" is the new "don't have a cow!"

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:39:33 -0400

Examples:

“I just spilled a LITTLE wine on your new outfit, don’t make a Supreme Court case out of it.”

“Perhaps he has limited texts and didn’t want to waste one just to write ‘k’….don’t make a Supreme Court case out of it.”

“Maybe your college application was mediocre and that’s why you were rejected…don’t make a Supreme Court case out of it.”

thepeacefulterrorist: Libyan art

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:37:21 -0400

thepeacefulterrorist:

Libyan art

mhdunaway: And here’s the first page of my new book. White text...

Wed, 15 May 2013 19:37:12 -0400

mhdunaway:

And here’s the first page of my new book. White text on left reads, “I walk home without you.”

Is anyone on kollabora.com?

Wed, 15 May 2013 18:29:52 -0400

Is it gonna be super hip?

Our national phallus, caged.

Tue, 14 May 2013 21:13:15 -0400

Our national phallus, caged.

ways i know people are racist

Sun, 12 May 2013 19:08:51 -0400

ancestryinprogress:

crispycheezefriez:

arguspanoptikos:

humanwarlust:

crispycheezefriez:

they call us “blacks” or “the blacks”.

that is all.

ways i know the blacks are racist

they call us the whites or white ppl

that is all

I usually say “negroes,” so I guess I’m OK.

but i didn’t say white people in this post though. oop. guess your racism is showing. kindly tuck it back in and stay the fuck off my dash plz k thx bi.

but also what black person do you know refers to white people as “the whites”

WE AT LEAST GIVE YOU THE DECENCY OF A FUCKING NOUN “PEOPLE” MODIFIED BY THE ADJECTIVE “WHITE”.

fuck all you dumb fools on this post.

I had a professor mention “the blacks” once. I thought he was talking about a band or something…

fluffybedsock: satire is meant to target the powerful, not the vulnerable and jokes are supposed to...

Fri, 10 May 2013 23:35:29 -0400

fluffybedsock:

satire is meant to target the powerful, not the vulnerable

and jokes are supposed to be funny

jalylah: <3

Fri, 10 May 2013 14:54:57 -0400

jalylah:

<3

artyshit: Wolfgang Stiller. Matchstickmen.

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:16:20 -0400

artyshit:

Wolfgang Stiller. Matchstickmen.

sfmoma: Announcing: DELECTABLE NEW BLUE BOTTLE TREATS!

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:10:53 -0400

sfmoma:

Announcing: DELECTABLE NEW BLUE BOTTLE TREATS!

artyshit: (by noellosvald)

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:05:45 -0400

artyshit:

(by noellosvald)

artyshit: Heather Mattoon. Cats in Clothes.

Tue, 07 May 2013 01:26:49 -0400

artyshit:

Heather Mattoon. Cats in Clothes.

artyshit: Mihoko Ogaki. Milky Way Breath 02

Tue, 07 May 2013 01:25:51 -0400

artyshit:

Mihoko Ogaki. Milky Way Breath 02

#Skirtweek2013

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:58:44 -0400

#Skirtweek2013

supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but...

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:06:13 -0400

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

rosierugosa: “I will concede the following points that every comedian wants us all so badly to...

Mon, 06 May 2013 15:02:56 -0400

rosierugosa:

“I will concede the following points that every comedian wants us all so badly to concede: 1) Theoretically, there is no subject that should be considered off-limits for humor. 2) There will always be some example where a performer of extremely high skill can take something very painful and make it work. But… Here’s what YOU need to understand: 1) Rape is way, WAY more prevalent than you seem to think it is. Are there more than five women in your audience? You do the math, and then you run the little fantasy scenario that I just put together in your head, and you tell me how it feels. 2) I ain’t buying any of that “If I can make jokes about genocide, why can’t I make jokes about rape?” Horseshit, unless you made those genocide jokes during a gig at the Srebrenica Funny Bone. You got away with making a joke about genocide because your odds of having a holocaust survivor’s kid in the audience were pretty fucking low. And if you did happen to have one in the audience, and he heckled you, walked out, and wrote something nasty on the internet… would you be more likely to be a human being and say “Wow. I can understand why that person’s authentic response to what I was doing was so emotional and negative. Maybe my genocide material just isn’t good enough to justify the pain that it inflicts. Maybe I need more skill in order to pull this off.” Or are you gonna be a lousy piece of shit and say, “Yeah, I apologize, I guess, IF YOU WERE OFFENDED.” Offended hasn’t got anything to do with it, moron. People have wounds, and those wounds are painful. That doesn’t have shit to do with the weak concept of “taking offense.” If someone talks about Texas being a shitty state, I might “take offense” at that. Fine, whatever. All of us who like comedy are generally in agreement with the idea that “taking offense” is lame, and a comedian should be willing to “offend” whenever he or she wants to. But causing pain is quite a different fucking matter. Your job as a comedian is to take us through pain, transcend pain, transform pain. And if you don’t get that, you are a fucking bully, and I’ve got zero time for bullies.”

— -Curtis Luciani, In Reponse to Daniel Tosh’s Rape Joke (via misandry-mermaid)

Argument I heard on the bus

Mon, 06 May 2013 14:59:57 -0400

Guy 1: no, niggah, gay bros can raise babies. Look at that warthog motherfucker and that ferret thing that raised Simba. And that niggah became king of motherfucking Africa.